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STAGE TIME - Reviews
George Carlin - Life is Worth Losing - TV
Sarah Silverman - Jesus is Magic - Film
The New York Comedy Festival - TV
George Carlin
"Life is Worth Losing"
By Carolyn Castiglia
Life is Worth Losing is George
Carlin's 13th HBO comedy
special, which is something the
seasoned performer has a
right to be proud of. Thirteen
might be his unlucky number,
though, since aside from the
man himself, there is little
special about this one-man
manifesto.  

Carlin's signature brashness is
still alive and well, even if the
69 year-old relies on the
outmoded beatnik-style
recitation of lists as punchlines
and allows his audience to withstand long passages of socio-political left-wing rhetoric
that they applaud rather than laugh at.

When Carlin steps out onto the stage of the Beacon Theatre, he appears a bit frail and
taken aback by how excited the audience is to see him. He repeats the first line of his
piece "A Modern Man" (the opening passage of his most recent book, "When Will Jesus
Bring the Pork Chops?") a few times, but by the end seems confident and ready to rock;
the Mick Jagger of comedy there to give his fans a night of bliss.  

But much like Margaret Cho, Carlin has been criticized of late for focusing more on his
message than on producing tight material. Unlike Cho, however, whose mostly gay
following eats her act and her politics right up, Carlin leaves his audience in the dark
multiple times, especially during his long rants about suicide, assassination, genocide,
torture, human sacrifice, cannibalism, necrophilia and beheadings.

Funny stuff, huh?  Well, not as funny as "Stuff," or any other of his classic routines.  
Most of his jokes go over as if he were telling them at a funeral, and in a way, he is,
since the stage is littered with headstones. Accordingly, the audience is dead silent for
much of the show.

It's not that these morbid topics are unfunny per se; all good comics know it's not what
you talk about, but how you feel about it that drives a joke home. Carlin states multiple
times throughout the night that he finds these morbid topics, "interesting," an emotion
far too bland to garner any real belly laughs from the crowd.

The few times he does shine are when he hits on topics that truly bother him, like the
under-educated, over-eating masses of middle-Americans he calls, "huge piles of
redundant protoplasm," or his final imaginative monologue about natural disasters,
where he brilliantly asks, "Isn't there a secret part of you that hopes everything gets
worse?"  

Unfortunately, most of the topics that actually score him laughs are fairly hack, like
autoerotic asphyxia, or "scarfing," an act in which an individual cuts off his air supply in
order to increase orgasm, or recycling dead pussy and turning a yeast infection into a
pineapple upside-down cake. Carlin gets away with this material because he was one of
the first comics to bring taboos to light, but "pussyfart," "dingleberry" and "posthumous
multiple cornhole entry wound" are no "Seven Dirty Words" and their impact seems trite
compared to his 1972 list.

Despite his several pitfalls, Carlin remains a legendary performer with an electric
personality and a fierce presence, even after almost 50 years in the business. At its
best, his work has a profound simplicity to it, revealed in statements like, "It's called
the American Dream 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it," or act-outs like a man
fumbling with the razor blade box as he's trying to kill himself who says, "Eh, it's always
something."

He just doesn't seem to care anymore if his material makes people laugh or cry. He's a
man who says what he thinks, and thinks if you don't think it's funny, you can "go fuck
yourself."
What did you think of
Carlin's HBO special and
the review? To add your
comments,
click here.
Carolyn Castiglia is a
stand-up comedian who  
has performed at Gotham,
Caroline's and The Laugh
Factory in NYC. She
co-produces and hosts the
weekly show Chicks and
Giggles at Mo Pitkins.
Comments:
Next:  Sarah Silverman-
Jesus is Magic
For George Carlin's HBO
special, schedule,
click here.
I was at the beacon theater on the first night of Life is
Worth Losing
and managed to get front row to a great
comic that I always wanted to see. It wasn't what I
expected but it was definitely entertaining.

Mostly everyone in the audience just stared onstage
and listened carefully as he recited and acted out what
can be described as a long poem. Although it was not
the
Seven Dirty Words, it was still entertaining and well
worth seeing.
-James